Back to work blues.

Well i was going to post a little something yeasterday,but as it was my first day back since having a week off,i thought it best to wait until day 2 had reared it's ugly head.
Today was no better than yesterday as all i got at work was.".can i have this".."can you do that for me"..."how do i do this?"

Work these days is a never ending battle of dodging inane questions from imbeciles who are too lazy to lift a finger for themselves. I hate to say it but at times i almost miss the good ship F&H,ably manned by Cap'n Pugwash and his cabain boy Semen Stains.

Well,i did say "almost miss",the only thing i do miss about it is the crack we used to get taking the mick out of customers and fellow co-workers......"DIVE..DIVE..DIVE" and "1...2.........3........WAHEYYYY"